40+ Most Bizarre and Viral New Year resolutions to Avoid in 2021!

  • AUTHOR: midhat
  • POSTED ON: December 3, 2020

New Year resolution ideas!


Meet Peter…


Just like everyone, Peter is all set to begin his new year
2021 with some resolutions; the same resolutions he made in 2020, which he
failed to accomplish in 2019, the same ones he pledged to follow in 2018 that were
supposed to be done in 2017, and the ones he also mentioned in his 2016’s
resolution book, which he had decided in 2015…


Peter can’t follow through on his promises, don’t be like
Peter!


Well, new year’s resolutions are notoriously tough to
follow! It’s not just Peter, but we all find it difficult to stick to them. But
we can’t entirely blame ourselves, as we don’t know what’s going to hit us in
the upcoming year. Remember all those hopes we had for a better 2020 as we
proceeded into a new decade? How stupid and naïve we were!


Fair to say, 2020 has been a really wild ride! These past 11
months felt like an eternity; we narrowly dodged world War 3, got attacked by
an invisible enemy, caved inside our homes for a whole year, watched time lose its
meaning, and spent every day of this year like a long and depressing holiday.


Goodbye, 2020. Here’s hoping we’ll never speak about you again!


Now we are desperately waiting to welcome a brand new year,
but just like Kylie Jenner, we’re not going into it with an “I’m gonna go
wasted” attitude. No! We will face 2021 braver, wiser, and with enough memes to
water whatever firestorm this 2021 has in store for us!


And for this mindset, we need to alter our new year
resolutions a bit. With some promises to avoid, and some things to adapt, we’re
going to meet 2021 with a little less of “new year, new me” and a bit more of
“bring it on 2021, you’ve got our attention!”


So, before making any pledges this year, take a look at what
to avoid instead of repeating the previous mistakes. Below are the 40+ most
bizarre New Year resolution examples that went viral and hence must be avoided in 2021!


Stop
sliding into strangers’ DM…



Because you will, eventually!


To
never accept a loser like Donald Trump!

We are done coping with one cry baby, we don’t need another
one!


Harness
a confident like Kanye West!




If this is your new year’s resolution, think again!


Pledge
to become a vegan, but inevitably give up after six months



Just stop trying already!


Take on
a stupid challenge on TikTok!


               


The world has enough idiots, try not to add to the number!


To
unfollow all the Kardashians, but continue to keep up!



The Kris Jenner in me keeps whispering, “You’re doing good,
sweety!”


Signing
up for gym sessions that you will not actually attend!



Don’t bite more than you can chew!


Go a
year without watching any F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode!


Year?? I can’t survive a week without F.R.I.E.N.D.S!


Lying
to yourself about following your New Year’s Resolutions


Yet, here you are!


Stop
binge-watching Netflix shows



How long will you continue to lie to yourself?


Hoping
for another season of Sherlock Holmes…


Sometimes it hurts, but you gotta move on!


Cancel Netflix



Because surviving a lockdown without Netflix is impossible! At
least for me!


Unfriending
every person in the friend list who shares their transformation and diet regime



You gotta keep that motivation coming…


Stop
spending money on online sales



We know, you will regardless! How can you resist 50% off on
your favorite adidas shoes?


Farting
in public places



What a stinky resolution is this!


Avoid
making Mickey Mouse impressions while having sex!



WHAT EVEN!


Changing
your relationship status from ‘forever alone’ to ‘it’s complicated’ with virus…



That’s not a thing we should hope for in 2021…


Never
walking in dad’s washroom when he’s cleaning the bathtub naked!


Oh dear!


Stop
making memes



The world can’t survive without memes… So, continue serving
the humanity with this kind service! You’re a hero!


Going
out on a solo date


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Spending a year alone is enough! No more solo dates for me
now!


Turning
all the high heel shoes into flat ones




Stop massacring those poor soles (pun intended!)


Going
to work with a hangover at least twice a week



Now that’s a wor—kalcoholic’s resolution!


Tattooing
Coronavirus model on arm…




I’m sure you’ll have better things to do than this!


Disliking
every BTS’s video




Stop the hate already!


Encouraging
someone to not wear masks




No matter how much you hate wearing it, but you’ll need one
until the vaccine arrives…


Never
take social gatherings for granted ever again!




The pandemic made us realize the importance of things that
we have taken for granted for years!


Relearning
social etiquette after a year at home




I guess, we all need it!


Licking
the topping of pizza slices before eating!




That’s one WEIRD resolution!


Erasing
2020 from the memory!




I bet you can’t do it!


Collect
all the leftover 2020 calendars and burn them!




Well, wish we could do this!


Stop
making New Year’s Resolutions!




Been there, done that! But still can’t help it!


Never
underestimating a normal cough




You never know, it could be a virus!


Stocking
up on toilet papers




Umm… it’s okay! We understand the needs but you need more
than this to survive!


Originating
a new controversy about Coronavirus




I guess we already have many, adding one more won’t make any
difference!


Never
underestimating a mother when she says “Layer up! It’s cold outside!”




Unless you want to die of cold!


Checking
bank balance with the hope of more money


It’s high time you should embrace reality and stop
daydreaming!


Develop
an ability to finish a burrito from Chipotle




We know the struggle, but still won’t take it as a new
year’s resolution!

 

So which one do you find the weirdest and how many New Year 2021 resolutions you’re gonna have out of these 40+ New Year resolutions? Let us know in the
comment box. 


Also, don’t forget to check out December Global Holidays and Google Doodle Celebrations here.



Updated December 3, 2020
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