Rude and Funny Christmas Cards for People You Can’t Stand

  • AUTHOR: anam
  • POSTED ON: December 24, 2020

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Sending Christmas cards is one of the sweetest ways to let people know that you remember and miss them during the most wonderful time of the year—unless you’re sending them to someone you hate—kidding, Christmas is all about spreading love and all that jazz *major eye roll*.

Also, check out how to keep your annoying relatives at a distance on this Christmas!

Quick history lesson: the tradition of sending cards on Christmas was started by Sir Henry Cole of England in 1843. While this chap came up with the idea to save time from writing personal messages for everyone he knew, today we spend that much time and more to find and select the perfect cards for the people we care about – or don’t care about.

Who said you could only send Christmas cards to the people you love? Let the people you can’t stand know that you remember them and all the horrible things that they did to you this year. Here are some Christmas cards you can send to both family and enemies:

Merry Effin

This has got to be one of the rudest Christmas cards you can send to your enemies. It’ll greet them in the most insulting manner, and it almost makes us wish you could somehow hide a secret camera with the card to capture their reaction.

We’re sure it’s going to be hilarious! What’s great is that you can order this from amazon and get 12 cards of the same design. Now start making a list of the 12 people you would send this to. We’re sure it won’t be that hard.

A Dose of Sarcasm

If you don’t mind the language, here’s Xmas cards with the perfect dose of humor and sarcasm that’ll leave the recipient in a state of shock. Let the one you can’t stand know exactly how you feel with this simple yet funny Christmas cards. It’s printed on high-quality heavy white stock paper and you have the option to order a pack of one, two, or four. Basically, one for every a****** in your life.

Traces of Nuts

Send your relatives funny Christmas greetings with these 10 hilarious cards. You can order this pack of 10 cards from amazon without any hassle. Each card has a unique greeting printed on it that will leave your family in fits of laughter. The glossy cover and the quality of the card is top-notch.

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On top of that, they’re delivered in a durable, plastic box which keeps them safe from all kinds of damage. You can also store them anywhere you want before dispatching them to their owners.

Whyatt’s World

Here’s another set of 10 funny Christmas cards that you can buy for your friends and family. There’s a sweet and funny greeting printed on each card of the pack along with eye-catching illustrations about Christmas. Whoever receives these would definitely want to hang them up on their Christmas tree! If you appreciate humor, order these Whyatt’s World Christmas cards from amazon today. These stationery note cards are made from thick, glossy paper that is 30% recycled.

If you have about 20 relatives that you want to send these cards to, you’ll be happy to know that there’s a pack of 20 cards available as well.

Eating Noses

Oh, poor little snowmen! While we enjoy our delicious Christmas feasts, they’re worried we’re eating the noses of their fellow snowmen. This cute card is perfect for someone who finds joy in the little things or loves building snowmen in the winter.

You can order these Christmas cards from amazon with a single click and receive them at your doorstep. This card also gives you the option to write down your own personalized message on the inside for the person you’re sending it to.

Swear Word Coloring Book

You might know someone who’s especially annoying and deserves more than one rude Christmas card. If yes, this swear word coloring book is what you should send them for a Christmas greeting.

Joy to the World

Some people are exceptionally difficult to buy gifts for; no matter what you do, you won’t ever be able to satisfy them. Instead of sweating over it and trying to come up with the present idea, just send them this Christmas card and be done with it.

We promise you, next time they’ll graciously accept any present you give them.

Carol Buster

Some people hate Christmas carols with so much passion that they suck the joy out of it for other people as well. This Christmas card is just the right representation of such stooges. Send this card to them this Christmas and let them know how you feel about their lack of enthusiasm towards Christmas.

We hope you were able to find the perfect Christmas cards for your friends and enemies from this extensive list. Now it’s up to you to choose the perfect ones for everyone and send them over with personalized notes. Good luck! We hope you receive as many cards as you send out during Holidays.

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Updated December 24, 2020
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